Kellyanne Reveals Trump Tower Was Monitored by Trump’s Microwave

Orville Redenbacher Revealed as CIA Plant Using his MW Popcorn (No, not really)

Counselor to the President and All Around Goof Kellyanne Conway apparently has found the key evidence to the claim by Trumpster that he was under surveillance by the Obama folks.  It turns out the CIA or FBI or maybe the USPS was conducting surveillance using the common, ordinary GE microwave that Trump uses to cook his delicious meals.  From the WaPo.

“In an interview with the Bergen Record, Conway muses about the possibility that such surveillance could be conducted through phones, TVs and even microwaves. Here's the exchange with columnist Mike Kelly:

KELLY: Let me ask you about one of the things that seems to be dogging, at least this past week, is the wiretaps — the allegation that Trump Tower was wiretapped. What can you say about that? Do you know whether Trump Tower was wiretapped?

CONWAY: What I can say is there are many ways to surveil each other now, unfortunately.

KELLY: Do you believe that was …

CONWAY: There was an article that week that talked about how you can surveil people through their phones, through their — certainly through their television sets, any number of different ways. And microwaves that turn into cameras, et cetera. We know that is just a fact of modern life.”

Well there you have it folks.  The mystery revealed.  And in a bit of startling news we now know that Trump prefers the Swanson Hungry Man meatloaf dinner over the Stouffer’s mac and cheese.